Who Doesn't Love Jesus Hot, Shirtless, And Wet? Hunky Jesus 2017 Is Crowned

Video by Joe Kukura, SFist. Cover photo via SF Chronicle

The lord has risen and so have the southern parts of ladies and men alike. Jesus was indeed hunky and long-haired this year around.

Even though the rain kept some at bay, the Jesus' were hot and wet (it's so funny to write about this in context.) Hosted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, all the hunky dudes stood proud to take the crown. The thorn crown duh. But two dozen hot mess Messiahs still stripped down and competed for the Hunky Jesus title while Foxy Mary and Easter Bonnet Contests competitors totally nailed it.

And the crowd got a full frontal. Dicks were heavily involved.

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence came from all over the region on Hellman Hollow for the celebration, including one who goes by the name Sorenda ’da Booty, a member of the Russian River chapter. “I’ve only missed one (Easter celebration) since I’ve been a Sister — seven years in May,” the faux nun tells the SF Chronicle. “When all the Sisters get up onstage and renew our vows — I love that.”

Other Hunky Jesus contestants included Techno Jesus, who proclaimed he could “turn Ruby into Rails.” Yep, you read right.

// Check out the video above and let these hunks help your hump day out appropriately.

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