Your dreams of meeting Hunky McHunk Hunk are soon to be real.
If you've always wanted your half-caf soy latte to be served by Captain Underpants himself, crazy-eyed Giants right-fielder Hunter Pence will be joining teammate Denard Span on Tuesday, May 30, to work as baristas at two SF Peet's Coffee locations.
Though the two won't be slinging espressos at the same location, Pence will be at the Ferry Building Peet's from 11 a.m. to noon, while Span will spend the same hour at the 2080 Chestnut Street location in the Marina.
Peet's has partnered every year with the Giants and the Warriors to create custom blends, and five percent of this year's Giants Clubhouse Blend proceeds will go to the Giants Community Fund, which funds programs aimed especially at kids to raise awareness about healthy eating, violence prevention, and more.
But we must reiterate: Hunky McHunk Hunk serving you a goddamn mocha.
// Pence will be at the Ferry Building Peet's from 11 a.m. to noon, while Span will spend the same hour at the 2080 Chestnut Street location in the Marina.
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